What's Wrong With Dogs

Dogs will find baby bunnies and think they're squeaky toys
Dogs will eat something disgusting, throw up and eat that
Dogs will embarrass you by peeing on the neighbor's dog
Dogs will decide that the middle step is a fine place to sleep
You wonder if tripping over him is how you'll break your neck
Dogs will demand to go outside before it's light and bark to wake the neighbors
Dogs will lay on any project attempted on the floor
Dogs are always underfoot while you're cooking, ready to hoover up anything that hits the floor
Dogs will pick up cockleburrs and expect you to to pick them off their coat and paws
Dogs think that anyone who visits is their new best friend
You suspect that they'd go home with them if you let them
Dogs will bang their water dish when you sit down to eat, even if they already have water
Dogs will scratch, scratch, scratch the carpet, then circle, circle, circle until you say, "Stop!" and then look at you like, "What?"
Dogs don't live nearly long enough
They will break your heart